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egberts:

intercourse more like yes of course

(via gracefully-found)

gelatins:

by day i am just a regular loser, by night i am the same loser only it’s nighttime

(via relahvant)

postllimit:

why iphones gotta take two million years to turn back on after they die like you plug em in and you’re all ready to start texting again but they’re like “nope. i gotta take some time for myself. figure out who i am. you hurt me too much the last time. let me think.”

(Source: postllimit, via perks-of-being-chinese)

thatsthefrailtyofgenius:

sometimes i wonder what would have happened if dylan hadn’t gone into acting

and i realise… he’d probably be a famous youtuber and we’d all be even more screwed

(Source: daydreamer--captain-weirdo, via shepsturr)

(Source: iraffiruse)

unfollowryanross:

if you ever feel bad about yourself, just remember this one time in my english class, we were writing horror stories and one of the girls wrote “it was friday the 13th, the night before halloween” for her opening sentence

(via departured)

dulect:

when people say years young instead of years old

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(via sniffing)